

Two guys reviewing the good, the bad, and the God awful movies in a cinema near you.
Dialogue, much of it lifted straight from Parker’s novel, proves mostly engaging, especially as it relates to Virgil’s dedication to improving his vocabulary. He tries to drop impressive, polysyllabic words into his speech whenever he thinks of them; some attempts are more successful than others, but are invariably comic. When the well-spoken Bragg inhabits the cell right next to his desk, he’s put at a distinct linguistic disadvantage. Harris and Viggo Mortensen (who were electric together in "A History of Violence") play a pair of lawmen for hire in 1882 New Mexico. They speak in the kind of funny, staccato conversational rhythms that only people utterly used to each other can find. Virgil (Harris) is the leader of the pair, but Everett (Mortensen) often fills in his words for him. The two are comfortable in silence, keeping the peace in the town of Appaloosa by waiting together for trouble and, when necessary, shooting troublemakers. "It's what we do," says Everett. "It is, ain't it?" says Virgil.
And when a woman (Zellweger) comes between them, you're suddenly struck by how much more comfortable these two friends are with each other than with her (gay undertones perhaps? Brokeback Mountain, anyone?). She is the elegantly dressed Allison French, a mysterious widow who plays the piano (none too well), and who arrives in town with only a dollar to her name. Allie, as she likes to be called, sets her sights on Virgil, but she's hardly exclusive. Poor Virgil is so tickled by her he doesn't know what to think (Harris' goofily moonstruck grin is a masterpiece) and soon she's planning their home together, with Virgil and Everett looking comically mystified by curtain swatches (where she soon tries to seduce Everett). In the scene, Allie tries to kiss Everett, but is rebuffed. "You're with Virgil," he tells her simply. "So am I." But this movie is a Western, even as it disguises itself as a period comedy, so there's of course a ruthless rancher (Jeremy Irons, eyebrows raised) and his band of outlaws who ride into town half-obscured by the dust on the road. As Virgil and Everett try to bring them to justice, their stories and Allie's intertwine in a tale of shifting loyalties, murder and revenge.
Harris, in only his second film as director (his first was the 2000 artist biopic "Pollock"), displays a quiet, unshowy confidence and a genuine fondness for the genre, capturing the horses and guns and saloon glasses in a soft, almost-sundown light. Though "Appaloosa" doesn't have the excitement of "3:10 to Yuma" (the best of the recent Westerns), it's an appealing movie that gets under your skin, in its low-key way. Notice how, by the end of the movie, we know everybody in the town; even the characters with barely any lines (like an Irish hotel maid) seem to have etched their own stories. And there's a real joy in watching Harris and Mortensen connect, in the way their characters' friendship is conveyed by tiny nods (there's one at the end, from Everett, that speaks volumes) and sentences as spare and unadorned as the town's dirt roads. This inticing western gets a 4 on my "Go See" scale, with a "Yee-Haw!" on the end.
There's a very important, but largely untold, story happening in Spike Lee's gripping WWII epic The Miracle at St. Anna. While Lee's film, adapted for the screen by James McBride from his own novel of the same name, focuses on four particular soldiers who find themselves trapped behind German lines in the Tuscany region of Italy during WWII, the significance here comes from the fact that this is the first Hollywood film to feature the all-black 92nd Division Buffalo Soldiers who experienced the same tragedies and triumphs as their white brethren on the battlefields of Europe. But more than being a war film and all that that implies, Miracle at St. Anna tells a story of friendship and of getting beyond race and prejudices... about helping one another in the midst of war. Another of the film's achievements is that it marks one of the few instances where Lee's controversial leanings take a back seat to the story being told. Sure, racism is at the heart of the story, but Lee pulls back on the reins of his typical heavy-handedness. The film is bookended by a framing device set in the 80s when a postal worker named Hector Negron goes, well... postal, shooting a customer in the chest with a German Luger. While searching Negron's apartment, the police uncover the head of a marble statue that once adorned a Florentine bridge bombed by the Nazis. Flash back to a platoon of Buffalo Soldiers tramping through a war-ravaged Italian countryside. In one of the film's most harrowing action sequences, the soldiers quickly come under friendly fire due to the careless acts of a racist platoon commander (Omari Hardwick). A particularly close-knit foursome soon finds itself behind enemy lines and cut off from help. Festooning the accoutrements of one soldier is the aforementioned piece of statuary. It becomes a good luck charm of sorts as its wearer, the gigantic PFC Sam Train (Omar Benson Miller), seems to gain courage and a bit of magical invincibility while in possession of the piece of stonework. He rescues a young boy (Matteo Sciabordi) from a bombed out building and the two become closely attached. Despite their language differences, the pair soon finds an effective way to communicate via a sequence of taps. Miller and Sciabordi are wonderful together, and the film finds some of its most heartfelt moments when the two are sharing a scene. The group's staff sergeant Aubrey Stamps (Derek Luke) is the leader of the bunch. He's a college graduate torn by the irony of feeling more freedom in his enemy's country than in his own. His opposite persona, careless and even a bit selfish, is sergeant Bishop Cummings (Michael Ealy) a slick-talking ladies man. Rounding out the group is radioman Negron, whose ability to speak Spanish provides a means of communication with their Italian hosts.
It's not a simple action-packed war drama with mile-a-minute explosions and acts of super-human heroism. The Buffalo Soldiers deserve better than that. Lee shows us that their devotion to a country that didn't want them is heroic enough. They represented dignity in the face of adversity, so their story needed to be told with sophistication and significance. Miracle at St. Anna is a rewarding achievement that we should all feel honored to experience if for no other reason than to learn about the Buffalo Soldiers. A hefty 4 on my "Go See" scale.
Eagle Eye is a race-against-time thriller starring Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson, Anthony Mackie,Billy Bob Thornton and Michael Chiklis. Jerry Shaw (LaBeouf) and Rachel Holloman (Monaghan) are two strangers thrown together by a mysterious phone call from a woman they have never met. Threatening their lives and family, she pushes Jerry and Rachel into a series of increasingly dangerous situations – using the technology of everyday life to track and control their every move. As the situation escalates, these two ordinary people become the country's most wanted fugitives, who must work together to discover what is really happening – and more importantly, why.
This is a movie that moves with such speed and such excitement that it doesn’t matter whether the basic plot makes any sense or not. It is all in the chase and the outcome. And when the finale comes it is another tribute from actor Shia LaBeouf and director D.J. Caruso (“Disturbia”) to Alfred Hitchcock. The whole film takes on a Hitchcock like attitude as every day person Jerry Shaw (LaBeouf) is jarred out of his humdrum life into a mad world where he receives instructions via his cell phone and other mechanical instruments. He is framed by an unknown voice as a terrorist and finds himself in the hands of the FBI, namely Special Agent Thomas Morgan (Billy Bob Thornton). After he escapes from the FBI he is paired with Rachel Holliman (Michelle Monaghan). She too is being coerced by this “voice” into doing several acts she would never do in her ordinary life. Shaw and Holliman are on a mission to put into play an act that could throw the country into chaos. As they race towards their destination there are car chases and car wrecks galore. The audience barely gets a chance to catch its collected breath before another terrifying event is under way. The actors don’t have to act, they just have to react and react they do to one threat after another and to simultaneous close calls.
Director Caruso knows how to keep the adrenaline pumping and the thrills coming. He might have tried a little harder to give his actors a chance to shine but mainly he keeps them running and jumping. LaBeouf and Monaghan are totally effective in their roles because they do look like ordinary people. They interact well with each other and there is no time out for romance. This is not that kind of film. They are too busy staying alive, so any mutual attraction takes a back burner. Billy Bob Thornton is completely wasted in a role that requires him to do nothing more than look pissed off, order people around, and take a silly ride on a labyrinthine factory conveyor belt, in one lame Indiana Jones/Rube Goldberg-inspired sequence. And poor Rosario Dawson and Michael Chiklis (so good on TV’s “The Shield,” but unable to find an interesting movie role so far). Their roles are so underwritten, they could be anybody. The focus of the film is on LaBeouf and Monaghan as they race from one point to the next. Their plight might not make much sense but it sure is fun to watch. By the time they arrive at that “The Man Who Knew Too Much” moment the audience is completely worn out – but in a good way. So buckle yourself into your seat and prepare for takeoff. “Eagle Eye” is a race against the clock that will keep you entertained and out of breath.
*SPOILER ALERT*
The only real flaw I had with this aside from some of the poor acting,was the sappy ending. We all know that if someone went into a room where the president was and started shooting off a gun, the Secret Service Agents would have shot to kill. Not Wound! KILL.
A sad 3 on my "Go See" scale and thats being generous.